February 2010
53 posts
January 2010
67 posts
“It’s funny to me when fashion bloggers down our outfits and then super jock...”
– Kanye West (via molls)
JD stands for just died.
Sevan is on Tumblr!
Follow here
“Death is very often referred to as a good career move.”
– Buddy Holly
When Whetzell Called Wade (A Blog) →
waderandolph:
listgenerator:
I’ve started a blog for these videos. I hope this generates more. I think it’d be so awesome if people who don’t know either of them eventually made these!
No chance this ever catches on. You’d do just as well posting our podcast.
“Some artists want your money so they can buy Range Rovers and diamond bracelets,...”
– Lady GaGa
“If you risk nothing you gain nothing”
– Bear Grylls (via delbertshoopman)
Del I know this guy is your boss or whatever but I’m pretty sure he isn’t the first guy to say this.
Me whistling “Patience”
I planted about a hundred jelly beans in my backyard when I was a kid. Nothing grew, but it killed the dog.
All you assholes have seen it but...
Does anyone want to see Avatar tomorrow (Thursday) with me in Burbank?
“I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered on the beaches all...”
– Steven Wright
I'm With Who Gives a Shit
waderandolph:
Listen, I like Conan, and I think Leno is boring. But who fucking gives a shit about the Tonight Show? One millionaire or another is going to host it, and guest what? I’m not going to watch it no matter who it is.
Do people still watch this stuff? I’d rather play video games and watch a shitty movie then find out what Robert Pattinson thinks about blah blah. The I’m with...
“All of you would be so terribly boring if you appearred to be beautiful your...”
– Some Ugly Guy
Watchlistgenerator:
A little music video I directed for the TCA’s featuring Sarah Silverman, Steve Agee & Brian Posehn. Sarah Silverman Program returns on Feb 4 on Comedy Central, it’s gonna be a great season! :)
Directed by: Me
Cinematography by: Jason Whetzell
Learning
Names for meat:
Pig = Pork
Cow = Beef
Chicken = Poultry
Deer = Venison
Cat = Felidae
Horse = Equine
Walrus = Pinniped
Human = Delicious
“In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact,...”
– Conan O’Brien
“And I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via robot-heart) (via indieandyy) (via boogieordie) (via abedinthemorning)
The NBC Nuclear Family
dispencer:
Parents like to hang their kids artwork on the fridge. When there’s two kids in the house but only one refrigerator, it becomes a problem.
Inevitably one kid is a gifted artist who makes amazing sketches and beautiful portraits. The other kid makes finger paintings so bad his mental facilities are called into question.
Somewhere along the way a grandmother comes over to visit....
EMAIL LOGIC
steveagee:
Ever get an email and you already know what it’s going to say just because you know where you stand with the person sending it?
I’ve had an email sitting in my inbox for FIVE MONTHS and I haven’t opened it because I’m sure it’s going to be negative. The person didn’t even enter a subject… I just KNOW that the body of this email will be so lame that I’ll want to kick the sender in...
