Sammy bought me a Rock Lord.  It’s a man who turns into a rock.  I’m not sure what a person would do after turning into a rock.  I guess your friends would think it was cool the first couple times you did it.  Then they’d probably be like “Ugh he’s turning into a rock again, doesn’t Boulder realize that Sally doesn’t care about his rock powers? She just likes him for him.”

Sammy bought me a Rock Lord. It’s a man who turns into a rock. I’m not sure what a person would do after turning into a rock. I guess your friends would think it was cool the first couple times you did it. Then they’d probably be like “Ugh he’s turning into a rock again, doesn’t Boulder realize that Sally doesn’t care about his rock powers? She just likes him for him.”

This picture was taken three weeks after I had orthognathic surgery for an overbite when I was 17.  The surgery didn’t go as planned and lasted 9 hours (7 hours longer than it should have been). My jaw was wired shut for a month and a half and I watched blockbuster movies all day in between doses of liquid Percocet.  I told my mom no pictures because… well just look.  She took this one anyway but not before I could tell her how I felt about it.  #tbt

This picture was taken three weeks after I had orthognathic surgery for an overbite when I was 17. The surgery didn’t go as planned and lasted 9 hours (7 hours longer than it should have been). My jaw was wired shut for a month and a half and I watched blockbuster movies all day in between doses of liquid Percocet. I told my mom no pictures because… well just look. She took this one anyway but not before I could tell her how I felt about it. #tbt